Welcome to Nardgristle.com, the only place you can consume Nardgristle for yourself adulterant-free
This site is filled with wondrous ideas, born from thoughts upon a throbbing brain, let loose to roam this place. Foreign but familiar… if you’ve ever eaten at a buffet then you will be familiar with how to serve yourself here. fix yerself uppa plate of some artwork, comics, or something totally inexplicable! All of which can be found here at Nardgristle.com, the greasiest n’ tastiest place on the internet.
There ain’t no gluttonous fatties around to steal all that gristle you want for yerself, so git ya grub on!
Hope you’re hungry, ’cause greasy nards of content are conveniently dangled in front of your mouth to gobble n crunch at your leisure. Slurp ’em at yer own pace!
Come ‘n get you summa that Nardgristle!
CAUTION:
Read before exploring any further!
Warning: This website is intended for a mature audience of 18 years or older. Children viewing this website will have their frontal lobe totally dissolved, don’t chance it! Do not proceed if you are too young or otherwise mentally-incapable of processing what you may see. I hold no responsibility for any side effects that might linger after clicking off of this site, such as: Accumulation of fingernail gunk, Swollen retinas, dilly-dallying, reports of a mysterious stank, minor retardation etc.
If you understand the risks, then make sure to click above in the navigation menu to fully explore the rest of the wonders this website provides.
Prepare your mind for a Nardgristle luncheon with all the fixin’s.
Appetizer? Anyone want a giblet?
Caught ya gawkin’ at that artwork, don’t worry, it’s ok to take a gander.
Like what ya see? Might wanna take a trip to the gallery…
In the off-chance that you don’t like what you see, then I suggest impacting the center of your forehead with a ball-peen hammer until that changes.
Click here to visit the gallery.
Wanna hire me to work on a cool project or idea?
I will consider takin’ a commission from some of y’all strangers for cash, and I will provide you with illustrations, caricatures, concept art, or somethin else if that’s what yer lookin’ for. Throw me a friggin bone, and I will deliver, I gotta keep my dear hawgs’ trough overflowin with the good stuff at all costs.
This website is a work in progress, so check back every once in a while as I’ll be uploading new artwork, comics, videos and more when I’m able to. I’ll also be working to improve the website as I see fit, so if you have a suggestion or notice something that can be improved, then I would appreciate the feedback.
Contact me here.
Get a little Nardgristle in ya and you’ll be feeling… good.
Amazing Advertizingments
How’d ya like them ADs, son? Hope fully you’ll be thinkin’ long and hard bout these products til ya can’t stand livin yer life without ’em any longer! Ya see, here on Nardgristle.com, Adverts work a bit different, and work wonders…
so if ya wanna reach the masses with yer AD, make sure to sling me some change and I’ll stick that little AD right up here. Let’s chat, contact me!
Site Reviews – 100% Positive User Rating (Highest in the world)
“Man, have y’all tried that Nardgristle stuff yet? It’s taken my worries and turned ’em into a sensation on my nuts that feels like I dipped them in a tub full o’ brine shrimp. Tickly! That shit is tight, dude!” – Ugly Smackhead from Skid Row
“Nardgristle was always there for me in my darkest times, I know that I can always count on it to make me feel… good. Seriously guys, try it out. I love that stuff so much that when I was paid to write this review, I accepted even though that idiot owner only offered me 15 bucks!” – Mr. Crinklestink esq.
“Aye, after years of sniffin’ me own brand, I dinnae know it possible to smell something so glorious again. Ye know lad, I once famously said in a motion picture “Dr. Dude, ye can keep that mojo, and the money, but lemme keep summa that Nardgristle please, laddy PLEASE!” – Obese Scoundrel
Prepare ya’self for nardgristle.com!
Site Update History Log:
7/5/2024 – Launched the website.
7/6/2024 – Fixed an issue with the coming soon page still displaying
9/11/2024 – Minor changes, removed the Hawg-Log
11/20/2024 – Added some “New Stuff”
-/-/2025 – Debloated the site
3/7/2026 – Added 10+ drawings to the art gallery, various small tweaks to the rest of the site
3/14/2026 – Added this update history log to keep track, added 2 user reviews, and brought back the ADs