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Welcome to Nardgristle.com, the only place you can consume Nardgristle for yourself adulterant-free
Here you will find visual art created by Ernest Jelkovic, a humble hillbilly makin’ creative work and servin’ it to peoples like you. This site is filled with wondrous ideas, born from thoughts upon a throbbing brain, let loose to roam this place. If you’ve ever eaten at a buffet then you will be familiar with how to serve yourself here, fix yerself uppa plate of some artwork, fictional worlds, comics, or videos, which can all be found here at Nardgristle.com.
Guaranteed no gluttonous fatties to steal all that gristle you want for yerself, pick n choose!
Hope you’re hungry, ’cause my greasy nards of content are conveniently dangled in front of your mouth to gobble n crunch at your leisure. Slurp ’em at yer own pace!
Come ‘n get you summa that Nardgristle!
CAUTION:
Read before exploring any further!
Warning: This website is intended for a mature audience of 18 years or older. Do not proceed if you are too young or otherwise mentally-incapable of processing what you may see. I hold no responsibility for any side effects that might linger after clicking off of this site, such as: Accumulation of fingernail gunk, Swollen retinas, dilly-dallying, reports of a mysterious stank, minor retardation etc.
If you understand the risks, then make sure to click the words above in the navigation menu to fully explore the rest of the wonders this website provides.
Prepare your mind for a Nardgristle luncheon with all the fixin’s.
Appetizer? Anyone want a giblet?
Like what ya see? Might wanna take a trip to the gallery…
Caught you gawkin’ at my artwork, don’t worry, it’s ok to take a gander.
Above you will find a small selection of artwork from my very own sketchbook as well as a larger drawing, and if you like what you see then you can head to the gallery to find more like it. In the off-chance that you don’t like what you see, then I suggest looking at the image for an extended period until that changes.
Click here to visit the gallery.
Pay me money to do thangs for you
Hit me up if you want to hire me to create art for your project, or if you want to collaborate on something else. Doesn’t hurt to shoot your shot and see if I’m interested.
I will consider takin’ a commission from some of y’all strangers for cash, and I will provide you with illustrations, caricatures, concept art, or somethin’ else if that’s what yer lookin’ for. Throw me a friggin’ bone, and I will deliver, I gotta keep my dear hawgs’ trough overflowin’ with the good stuff at all costs.
This website is a work in progress, so check back every once in a while as I’ll be uploading new artwork, comics, videos and more when I’m able to. I’ll also be working to improve the website as I see fit, so if you have a suggestion or notice something that can be improved, then I would appreciate the feedback.
Contact me here.
Get a little Nardgristle in ya and you’ll be feeling… good.
Hawg-o-meter.
Warning: You have been documented, this hawg has been cybernetically enhanced to keep track of visitors.
This is Bungy, my watch-hog, he sees all visitors and documents them on his counter, incrementing it by one for every fella he sees. No one can avoid the grasp of his cold gaze. He’s pretty good at catching people, but his memory is a little groggy, so he might count the same visitors multiple times across different sessions…
“Man, have y’all tried that Nardgristle stuff yet? It’s taken my worries and turned ’em into a sensation on my nuts that feels like I dipped them in a tub full o’ brine shrimp. Tickly! That shit is tight, dude!” – Ugly Smackhead
