Wanna learn a thing or 2 ’bout some nardgristle, eh?
So Nardgristle got you curious, huh? Wanna know what it is all about, do ya? Well, why don’t you go and look at the other tabs that serve a purpose ya dumb sumna bitch. I put a whole hawg’s worth of effort into the rest of the site, and ya better give it your attention. If yer still readin’ this dang thing, and cravin’ for an answer, then I suggest figurin’ it out yerself. You really gotta learn how to take somethin’ in and process it yourself to come to your own conclusion, instead of seekin’ out someone else’s explanation like yer afraid to think for yerself. If you want everythang spoon-fed to you, then that makes ya nothin’ more than a dumb-ass baby, ha. Ya can’t just mindlessly chew on summa that Nardgristle, ya gotta thoughtfully masticate the bolus or else yer just gonna choke and cough like a fool. But, if ya really want an answer, well then, if you type www.nardgristle.com into yer search engine of choice, and then proceed to click on some of them links on the navigation bar, I’m sure you’ll get clued in real quick. Go on now, and fish around on this here site, see what ya catch. The Nardgristle guarantee is that y’all seein’ my content will go hawgwild, which is a good thing I reckon. Now, get the hell off this page, basturd.
Facts about that Nardgristle stuff:
Nardgristle will make you feel good feel tender feel greasy feel grimy feel wriggly feel funtastic feel felt feel slipporay feel pressurized feel elsewhere feel squatchly feel the writhing fibers between yer little piggies.
A head full of Nardgristle is a whole let better than whatever the hell that cranium is filled with by default.
A belly full of Nardgristle will have you tweaking on caloric nutrition for days.
A handful of Nardgristle is all that it takes, take it in your humble mitt and squish and squish and squish.
A noseful of Nardgristle is too much for the average man, only take a few whiffs in restraint.
An eyeful of Nardgristle causes blindness, do not use it in such a way.
A spoonful of Nardgristle cures boredom, but a bucketful cures restraint.
A bottle full of Nardgristle makes you say “yum yum… um”.
An earful of Nardgristle will observe others for you and whisper secrets.
Let Nardgristle into your life and see the good it does.
Hawgs love it.
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NARDGRISTLE PRODUCTIONS AND THE NARDGRISTLE TEAM ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY NEGATIVE SYMPTOMS OR PROLONGED RELIANCE ON CONSUMING NARDGRISTLE
DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF NARDGRISTLE, INQUIRERS WILL BE LEFT DISSATISFIED
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