Hey Y’all, it’s Ernest E. Jelkovic, the creator and owner of Nardgristle.com. I’m going to write here a little bit about myself, for those of you that are curious enough to find out. Truth is, my life ain’t that interesting, part from my hog farm. However, that don’t mean I’m not happy or can’t find value in the mundane things that happen in my life.
I’m gonna obscure my face in order to keep my identity a secret, and I’m not gonna provide no pictures of the things I’ll be explainin’ since I know summa y’all are freaks and can locate places from a single photo. I’m not gonna let my hogs stress out about bein’ doxxed n stuff, that’s for damn sure. Good thing I can draw though, ain’t got a need for photographs anyways. So, I’ll be providin’ my own artistic renderin’s of the things that are relevant, mainly my hog farm.
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